i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same
one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck
I'm so sorry you're having a rough time :( Why do you always feel like throwing up? What mistake did you make? :(
I’m just depressed.
Anonymous
Nah. You don't wanna be friends.
I probably do
Anonymous
Why aren't you on anymore?
I go back and forth from being on and not. If you miss me, message me and maybe we can be friends.
Anonymous
Just hope you're ok and you feel better soon
I mean idk who this is but you don’t have to be anonymous. But thanks.
Anonymous
❤️❤️❤️
Who’s this.
If anyone wants to kill me that’s also acceptable.
I’m also real fucking sick of feeling like I’m gonna throw up all the time. I just want to go back and time and fucking fix this. I hate myself. So much. How could I let this fucking happen. I wish I wasn’t so stupid. If anyone knows how to fucking time travel hmu.
You ever make a huge mistake and wish you were dead?
